Health Benefits of Banana and Quotes at a Glance

Health Benefits of Banana:

Banana is an edible fruit rich in iron, starch,phosporous, calcium, potassium, proteins and minerals helps in maintaining good night vision and aids in digestion, boosts energy and eliminates hypertension and anemia, increases brain power, helps in weight loss, regulates bowel movements, etc,.
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Banana Quotes for fun:

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1. Helio castroneves quote on Banana: The banana is good for retaining water, and the sugar brings me up. It's going to look like oatmeal when it's done, but it tastes much better.

2. Apple: I look like a human heart
   Mango: I look like a stomach
   Grapes: I look like eyes.
   Banana: I don't like this game.

3. With over 500 varieties of bananas it will take you 1.5 years to try them all, eating one a day.

4. She wouldn't even let me eat a banana in the same room as her. It was full on.

5. Bill Gates Quotes on Banana: Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.

6. Betty White: My Mother always used to say, the older you get, the better you get. Unless you are a banana.

7. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

8. Michelle Marcos: Lady Ponsonby was right. The forbidden fruit isn't shaped like an apple. It's shaped like a banana.

9. V.S. Ramachandran: Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars.

10. Kurt Vonnegut: As for literacy criticism in general: I have long felt that any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel or a play or a poem is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae or a banana split.

11. Harry Belafonte: Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana Daylight come and he wan' go home Day-o, day-ay-ay-o.

12. O.Henry: In the consultation of this small, maritime banana republic was a forgotten section that provided for the maintenance of a navy.

13. Mitch Hedberg: My friend asked me I wanted a frozen banana, I said No, but I want a regular banana later, so...yeah.

14. Always take a banana to a party. Bananas are good.

15. Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Cart and end up slipping on it.

16. Vincent Bugliosi: This is America, not a Banana Republic.
17. Keep Calm and have a Banana.

18. You can't taste me until you undress me. Sincerely Banana.

19. Smile like a Monkey with a new Banana.

20. When a monkey eats your foot remember to feed him a banana later on to give your foot back.

21. Remember never look anyone directly in the eye while eating a banana.

22. Anita Ellis: Have Coffee and a Banana first - Coffee's a stimulant, while Banana balances blood sugar, so together they will supply energy for your exercise, and as an added bonus help encourage your body to burn fat.

23. Frank Wakefield: If Life gives you Lemons, have Banana.

24. The Broccoli says "I look like a small tree", the Mushroom says says "I look like an Umbrella", the Wallnut says "I look like a Brain", and the Banana says "Can we please change the subject?"

25. In Economics, a banana republic is a country operated as a commercial enterprise for private profit, effected by a collusion between the State and favored monopolies, in which the profit derived from the private exploitation of public lands is private property, while the debts incurred thereby are a public responsibility.

26. Groucho Marx: Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

27. Be Grateful: You are missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

28. This Banana wants you to be happy. Look, it is even smiling at you.

29. Happiness is the fronds of Banana trees.

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